Choose Golf Academy Learnings |
| Quote Group 1 |
| How to properly line up your fourth putt |
| How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water |
| How to relax when you are hitting three off the tee |
| How to get more distance off the shank |
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| Quote Group 2 |
| When to give the ranger the finger |
| Using your shadow on the green to maximize earnings |
| Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9:00 am |
| When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent |
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| Quote Group 3 |
| When to regrip your ball retriever |
| How to let a foursome play through a twosome |
| God and the meaning of the Birdie to Bogie three putt |
| How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in the bunker |
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