| |
| Hunting, Fishing & Golfing |
| A fisherman Lives here with the Catch of his Life |
| Better to Have Fished and Lied Than to Never Have Fished At All |
| Born to Fish Forced to Work |
| Born to Golf Forced to Work |
| Born to Hunt Forced to Work |
| Everyone ought to believe in something, I'll believe I'll go Fishing |
| Everyone ought to believe in something, I'll believe I'll go Golfing |
| Everyone ought to believe in something, I'll believe I'll go Hunting |
| Fishing is a jerk at one end waiting for a jerk at the other |
| Fishing isn't a matter of life or death, it's more important than that |
| Golfing isn't a matter of life or death, it's more important than that |
| Hunting isn't a matter of life or death, it's more important than that |
| My Drinking Party Has a Fishing Problem |
| My Drinking Party Has a Hunting Problem |
| Not all fishermen are liars, but a lot of liars fish |
| We interrupt this Marriage to bring you Fishing season |
| We interrupt this Marriage to bring you Golfing season |
| We interrupt this marriage to bring you Hunting Season |
| Work is for people who don't know how to Fish |
| Work is for people who don't know how to Golf |
| Work is for people who don't know how to Hunt |
| Work is the Annoying time between fishing trips |
| Work is the Annoying time between golf games |
| Work is the Annoying time between hunting trips |
|
| Lake, Mountain & Beach |
| BEACH RULES Relax, Relax, Relax |
| Cabin Chic |
| Hike Naked |
| If you're lucky enough to live at the Beach you're Lucky enough |
| If you're Lucky enough to live at the Lake you're Lucky enough |
| If you're Lucky enough to live on the Mountain you're Lucky enough |
| LAKE RULES Relax, Relax, Relax |
| MOUNTAIN RULES Relax, Relax, Relax |
| Ski Naked |
| Snowboard Naked |
| Time Wasted at the Beach is not Time Wasted |
| Time Wasted at the Lake is not Time Wasted |
| Time Wasted on the Mountain is not Time Wasted |
| What happens at the Beach stays at the Beach |
| What happens at the Lake stays at the Lake |
| What happens on the Mountain stays on the Mountain |
|
| Home, Family & Friends |
| Be true to who you are and the family name you bear. |
| Be Warm, Be Welcome, Be at Home |
| Bless our Home and all who Enter |
| Families are forever |
| Families are like Fudge, mostly Sweet with a few Nuts |
| GATHERING ROOM |
| Good Friends, Good Food, Good Times |
| Home is Where Your Story Begins |
| I smile because we're sisters I laugh because you can't do anything about it |
| My girl friends are the sisters I picked out for myself |
| Other things may change us, but we start and end with Family |
| Take a Deep Breath... Your Home Now |
| The house was clean yesterday, Sorry you missed it |
| We May not have it all together, but together we have it all |
| Welcome to our Nest |
| Welcome to Our Porch |
| What Happens at Grandma Stays at Grandmas |
| Within these walls we laugh the most and love the best |
| Women with Immaculate Homes Live Dull Lives |
|
| Inspirational |
| Create |
| Dance like no one's Watching, Sing like no one's listening, Love like you've never been hurt before |
| Each day comes just once in a Lifetime |
| Enjoy the Journey |
| Everyday Moments are Cherished Memories! |
| Find the Good in Every Day |
| Imagine |
| Kindness Matters |
| La Vita Bella |
| Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away |
| Life is to be Enjoyed... Not just Endured |
| Life isn't about waiting for the Storm to pass, but learning to Dance in the Rain |
| Live, Laugh, Love, Be Thankful |
| Return with Honor |
| Simplify |
| Sit Long, Talk Much, Laugh Often |
| The most important things in life, aren't things |
|
| Spiritual, Religious & Faith |
| Charity never faileth |
| Christ is the center of our home, a silent listener to every conversation and a guest at every meal. |
| Count your many Blessings |
| Did you think to Pray? |
| I am a Child of God |
| If you Love me... keep my commandments |
| Lead me, Guide me, Walk beside me. |
| Thou hast given so much to me, give one thing more... a grateful heart |
| When life gets to be more than you can stand.... Kneel |
| With God, all things are possible. |
| Worry ends when faith in God begins |
|
| Whimsical |
| 20 percent Stud, 80 percent Muffin |
| A balanced diet is Chocolate in both hands |
| Born to Shop, Forced to Cook |
| Cowgirl...A better looking cowboy with brains |
| DRINK COFFEE do stupid things faster with more enthusiasm |
| I Would Give Up Chocolate, But I'm No Quitter |
| If the Shoe fits, buy it in every color |
| If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun |
| If you're going to act like a poop...go lay on the lawn |
| I'm not 40 something, I'm 39.95 plus shipping and handling |
| I'm not a pack rat I'm a Collector |
| Spare me the DRAMA |
| Unattended children will be given a Cappuccino & a Puppy to take home |
| We don't Skinny Dip, We Chunky Dunk |
| Well behaved Women rarely make History |
|
| Wizard of Oz |
| I have flying Monkeys and I'm not afraid to use them |
| My Life has never been the same since that house fell on my sister |
| No one gets into see the Wizard, no way, no how |
| We're off to see the Wizard |
|
| Romantic & Love |
| Grow old with me the best is yet to be |
| All Because Two People Fell in Love |
| Always and Forever |
| And they Lived Happily Ever After |
| Could I have this dance for the rest of my life? |
| Fairy Tales do come True |
| Grow old with me the best is yet to be |
| I love you to the moon and back |
| I'd Rather Fall in Chocolate than in Love |
| Loved you once, Love you still, Always have and Always Will |
| True Love is Friendship on Fire |
|
| Kitchen, Bathroom & Laundry |
| Bath .5 Towel .15 Soap .10 |
| Bon Appetit |
| Bonjour |
| Carpe Vino |
| COFFEE BAR |
| COFFEE Breakfast of Champions |
| Coffee, Chocolate, Men...The Richer the Better |
| Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off |
| Got Wine? |
| HOME COOKING you'll eat it- you'll like it |
| I kiss better than I cook |
| I love to cook with Wine, sometimes I put it in my Food |
| A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this one is delirious |
| I only have a kitchen because it came with the house |
| Laundry Room...Drop your pants here |
| Life's Short, Eat Cookies |
| Life's too short to cook for you people |
| Mangia, Mangia |
| My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations |
| No Coffee No Workee |
| Rub-A-Dub -Dub |
| This kitchen serves the 4 main food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant & Chocolate |
| Wine a little, you'll feel better |
|
| Dogs, Cats, Horses & Animals |
| Cats Are Like Potato Chips. It's Hard to Have Just One! |
| Heaven's a Little Closer in the Horse Barn |
| Horse Crazy... I'd Rather Clean a Stall that my own Room |
| Horse Lovers Are Stable People |
| I Work Hard So My Cat Can Have a Better Life |
| I Work Hard So My Dog Can Have a Better Life |
| I Work Hard So My Horse Can Have a Better Life |
| If you want the best seat in the house... move the dog |
| Life without horses... I don't think so |
| Love Me, Love My Cat |
| Love Me, Love My Dog |
| Love Me, Love My Horse |
| When All Else Fails Hug the Cat |
| When All Else Fails Hug the Dog |
|
| Garden |
| Beware of Snap Dragons |
| Bless my Bloomers |
| Bloom where you are planted |
| Dirt is My Friend |
| Garden Naked |
| Garden of Weeden |
| Garden Shed |
| Gardeners have the best dirt |
| Gardening is Decorating Outside |
| Potting Bench |
| The Earth Laughs in Flowers |
| Welcome to My Garden |
|
| Children |
| A person's a Person no matter how small |
| Always Kiss Me Goodnight |
| Dirt and Mud, Smiles and Hugs |
| It Wasn't Me |
| My Prince did come and his name is Daddy |
| Princess of Quite A lot |
| Quiet down cobwebs, dust go to sleep. I'm rocking my baby and babies don't keep. |
| Sugar and spice and everything nice |
| Sweet Dreams, Sleep Tight, I love you Goodnight |
| Sweet Pea |
| The Angels Danced when you were born |
| Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star do you know how Loved you are? |
| You are my Sunshine |
| You are what happened when we wished upon a star. |
|
| Holiday |
| And the Stockings were Hung....... |
| Bah Humbug |
| Dear Santa, I can Explain |
| It's a Wonderful Life |
| Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow |
| O, Holy Night |
| Santa, Define Good |
